My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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