good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
then he tried to convert me to islam
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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