Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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