Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You are the jesus of drinking
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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