still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
