I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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