I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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