brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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