marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My vagina just clenched in fear
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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