Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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