Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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