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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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• (914): View more from New York

  His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.

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