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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  that girl last night was a 15

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  wait she was 15?

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  no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.

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  The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought

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• (818): View more from California

  Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day

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