Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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