the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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