You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
wow bdsm is so cute
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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