did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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