whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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