i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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