i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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