I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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