I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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