addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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