Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Randomize
