i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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