batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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