Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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