I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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