can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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