Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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