I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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