butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
