thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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