have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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