I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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