So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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