I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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