if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
