At least make sure they are 18
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists