I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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cat food counts as protein by the way
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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