I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Enjoy the penises
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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