That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Drunk is a universal language darling
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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