it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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