next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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