but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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