I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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