Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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