She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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