if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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