Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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