READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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