So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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