dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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