Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sext me about skeletons
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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