Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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