How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Help. Why am I so naked?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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