I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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